BOB PAGE: Your appointment to FEMA should be FUCKING FINALIZED within the GODDAMN week! GRRRR! I've already discussed the matter with that PIECE OF SHIT Senator! WALTON SIMONS: I take it he was FUCKING AGREEABLE?! BOB PAGE: He didn't really have a FUCKING CHOICE NOW DID HE?! ARGHH! WALTON SIMONS: Has the MOTHERFUCKER been infected yet?! UNNNGH! BOB PAGE: OH FUCK YES, most CERTAINLY! When I mentioned that we could put his SORRY ASS on the priority list for the FUCKING Ambrosia vaccine, he was so PATHETICALLY willing it made me want to PUKE! BLARGH! WALTON SIMONS: This GODDAMN plague -- the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to FUCKING CONTAIN IT! GRRRAAAHHH! BOB PAGE: Why FUCKING contain it?! ARRGH! Let it SPILL OVER into the schools and churches! Let the FUCKING bodies PILE UP in the streets! In the end, they'll BEG us to SAVE their SORRY ASSES! MWAHAHAHA! WALTON SIMONS: I've received reports of armed attacks on FUCKING shipments! There's not enough GODDAMN vaccine to go around, and the PIECE OF SHIT underclasses are starting to get DESPERATE! UNNNGH! BOB PAGE: Of COURSE they're fucking desperate! They can SMELL their own DEATH, and the sound they'll make RATTLING THEIR FUCKING CAGE will serve as a warning to the REST of those PATHETIC PRICKS! GRRAAAHHH! WALTON SIMONS: Mmm. I hope you're not UNDERESTIMATING this CLUSTERFUCK of a problem! The others may not go as QUIETLY as you FUCKING think -- intelligence indicates they're behind the SHITSTORM in Paris! ARRGH! BOB PAGE: A bunch of PRETENTIOUS OLD FARTS playing at running the world! But the world LEFT THEM BEHIND long ago! WE are the FUCKING FUTURE! UNNNGH! WALTON SIMONS: We have other GODDAMN problems! BOB PAGE: UNATCO?! FUCKING UNATCO?! WALTON SIMONS: Formed by EXECUTIVE FUCKING ORDER after the terrorist SHIT-SHOW on the Statue! I have someone in place, though. I'm more FUCKING concerned about Savage -- he's relocated to GODDAMN Vandenberg! GRRRR! BOB PAGE: Our biochem corpus is FAR in FUCKING advance of theirs, as is our electronic FUCKING sentience! And their... BULLSHIT ethical inflexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they REFUSE to FUCKING consider! ARRGH! WALTON SIMONS: The augmentation project? That FUCKING thing?! BOB PAGE: Among other SHIT -- but I must admit that I have been somewhat FUCKING DISAPPOINTED in the performance of the primary unit! UNNNGH! WALTON SIMONS: The secondary unit should be FUCKING online soon! It's currently undergoing preparation and will be OPERATIONAL within SIX FUCKING MONTHS! My people will continue to report on its GODDAMN progress! If necessary, the primary will be FUCKING TERMINATED! GRRAAAHHH! BOB PAGE: We've had to endure SO FUCKING MUCH, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a NEW FUCKING AGE! ARRGH! Aquinas spoke of the mythical City on the Hill. Soon that city will be a GODDAMN REALITY, and we will be CROWNED its FUCKING KINGS! Or BETTER than kings... FUCKING GODS! MWAHAHAHA!