- i can't believe we are the point where i am just like, not *dreading* but i feel like watching this show is a *chore*. i used to love it so much and this is so sad for me.

- LMAOOOO a solo johnny training robby scene scene, but there's no sound and it's 3 seconds long. perfect. just about right for this show!!!

- tory just running laps separate from everyone, does anyone even talk to her? does anyone care? is she affiliated to a dojo? like. THIS IS SO STUPID AUGH. 

- gunther, god bless. "withoutb any more drama" we all fucking wish, buddy

- "this dysfunction will cease" again... god help this poor man.

- man is in the valley like one hour and he kicked an unaware, untrained, opponent basically unconscious. this location is fucking cursed, it just makes everyone insane.

- HEY amanda, don't hate on storage wars. that shit rules.

- oh wow a letter from kumiko. "she says that she loves me... as a friend". okay, i was wrong about finding out towel guy was a cousin or something. damn. poor chozen. "maybe i confuse friendship for love. i will watch storage wars now." poor guy. i love him. CHOZEN DESERVES THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD.

- wah wah wah baby bullshit I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE

- oh marriage talk now great i care even less

- oh great religion talk somehow found a way to make me care even less still

- wow hawk pretending he caers about robby and thinks he can win, that's nice

- "i know we have to fight each other in the semis" i expected tory to say "what the fuck are you talking about" lmao. this is so stupid and confusing, like who would even be the sensei for her? lmao at tory leaving the door open so sam can come inside tho. 

- "i'm not putting that cobra kai gi on ever again" haha. ha. hahahaha. :')

- oh wow we're gonna meet moon's mom??? wow.

- oh my god it's that girl from saved by the bell!!! that's hilarious. she's not gonna have a good time on this date tho chozen is NOT in a dating mood rn. and we just learned moon has an older sibling! so that's nice. 

- "crystals are also bullshit!" honey shut up and drink your grownups juicebox

- "confessionals are only in catholic churches" lmao bobby.

- MY FIRST NON-SARCASTIC LAUGH in literally an episode and a half is for "sssh, keep it down" okay i still hate johnny but that was fucking funny. god, he's so fucking stupid. i can't stand it but that was actually funny.

- bobby is a good friend. gives good advice too.

- LMAOOOOO CHANGING MIGUEL INTO AXEL this shit is WILD. poor robby feels like he's losing his mind.

- "i only have a 12% chance of winning" bro i hate this show. sincerely. like fuck this show.

- like first of all, axel is half a foot taller than miguel, so robby will be trying to kick up over his head??? plus the issue of lag etc THIS IS STUPID. also lmao ofc ofc ofc miguel gets to kick robby in the face when he's wearing a fucking headset OH MY GOD I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING SHOW. 

- i'm glad tory and sam get to be friends and hang out and heal some shit tho. DON'T WALK ON THE BLUE MATS, TORY, THEY'VE GOT FUCKIN MOLD!!!

- amanda is losing it lmao. chozen is being the world's worst date. please dude calm down, this poor chick did nothing wrong to you. she seems really nice! i am not biased because she's moon's mom and moon is my favourite girl, no. (she really does seem nice tho.)

- YESSSSS STORAGE WARS FANS, MY PEOPLE. i ship them now. 90 DAY FIANCE TOO??? no wonder i like chozen so much. my man!!!

- ugh i am at the point where i'm like "ugh" every time johnny is on the screen. HE'S STEALING FLOWERS FROM THE NEIGHBOUR??? no this isn't funny. sorry. this is shit. HE'S STILL THE SAME IDIOTIC MANCHILD HE WAS IN SEASON ONE!!! HE'S LEARNED NOTHING!!! FUCK THISSSSSS. spitting out food into other people's food??? just. no. i'm sorry. we're in the final episodes, johnny dipshit montage has WORN THIN he's a SIXTY YEAR OLD MAN WITH A BABY ON THE WAY. he needs to be better than this!!! aaaaaaaaaagh my head is going to explode from how much i hate this shit

- suddenly miguel is just pounding robby to a ridiculous degree, what the fuck is this shit. 

- 4% fuck this show literally fuck this entire show. now robby's back to "i'm useless and i hate myself" which is just delightful. i hate this show so much. 

- tory/sam fight is pretty good tho. WATCH OUT FOR THE MOLD, LADIES :(

- "every time i put on that gi it destroys everything that matters to me" — literally ever person in cobra kai ever THAT'S WHY COBRA KAI NEEDS TO DIE

- are we supposed to believe tory and robby are still a thing now? or not? idk

- can't even remember that carmen can't drink because she is CATASTROPHICALLY MASSIVELY PREGNANT it's not like you can miss it. and the ring came from sid, so i guess that old dude is still alive. love how he's happy to go to sid when carmen and miguel need things but never robby!!!

- and ofc she's in labour now because obviously. 

- I DON'T CAREEEEEE literally i'm just gonna go play with the cat while this segment is on

- okay nm chozen time again, i love him. "what does next one say" got another laugh out of me. "maybe even more tha one person" got me to laugh too. i guess she's talking about kim for the future romance, but i wouldn't be unhappy with chozen and this girl lmao. 

- bro i am at the point i don't even want to see robby anymore since i know all that's gonna happen to him is more bad shit and i hate it. fuck this show lmao. fuck itttt

- "you can beat axe" "i know i'm a good fighter but not the best, the numbers prove it" 

- and again saaaaaint migueeeeeel coming to robby's rescue. i'm so fucking tired of this man. i'm so tired. 

- this entire season feels like a bad fanfic written by someone who wanted johnny to win in the og movie and who has a boner for miguel. 

- "i'm lucky robby and i are even talking" lmao okay that answers that i guess because they don't bother to show ussss

- wow, sam is gonna go to japan? yikes, the only thing i was sure of was that sam and miguel would still be together at the end of the show and now they're gonna be long-distance or on a break? yikes

- "i promise we have your back" would be more credible if this was ever actually true before now.

- poor amanda is absolutely wankered lmaoooo

- i am so fucking tired of robby not being able to fight unless someone gives him some fucking pep talk beforehand. like god help him if he's ever mugged or something? "oh no it's a surprise fight, lemme just call my sensei/brother/girlfriend/friend i'll be ready to kick your ass in like sixty seconds, hold on" THIS IS SO STUPID

- baby shit brb gonna play mouse with the cat

- i could not care less about this shit lmao

- ...oh, really? really??? well i guess this saves money he doesn't have on a wedding!!!

- i can't believe they are supposed to think this is cool or romantic or good. the sam/tory stuff is nice and that's all i care about, but even then i don't care that much because of how bitchy sam was to her in barcelona. same for the demetri/hawk stuff. these people have all just treated each other so bad so often for so long that it's hard to give a fuck about any of it anymore. 

- oh GOD please don't tell me danny and amanda are gonna try to have another kid

- okay, thankfully not (i hope) but their relationship is like the ONE relationship on the show i still have an actual investment in because they have been consistently good to and for each other. not perfect, but like. decent and always trying. that i appreciate. 

- wah wah wah baby shit i don't careeeee this does nothing for me and ofc she's called laura like literally everyone knew from day one

- "welcome to the valley, laura" this place is massively cursed and your father is the biggest idiot in town, you poor child