- lmao i thought johnny was having a bad reaction to kreese's death, glad it's 2017 - why is his mom's date of death 2007 when he said she died before robby was born and robby was born in 2002... did they fuck up the math trying to make robby 18 in 2025 or??? :'D also september when robby was born in feb... he'd have been literally five when she died, my god, they don't make the barest fucking effort with anything on this fucking show, do they - so we finally find out what happened at applebees - "all it took was one loser calling me an asshole to send me off the deep end" WHAT HAS CHANGED??? surely after 6 seasons SOMETHING SHOULD HAVE CHANGED but that's still ALL IT FUCKING TAKES auuuugh it's so hard to care about johnny or feel bad for him when they never let him grow because cOmEdY is more important - "in life you don't get second chances" except if you are a complete **** to everyone around you in a funny way, then you get to be the main character and second chances are thrown at you like panties at a rock concert - johnny is more worried about his second chance in this fight than his second chance at doing right by his family. he's not even thinking about being alive and around for his fucking daughter. he knows wolf was in axel's ear making him be brutal and he's prepared to take that on himself EVEN THO THE KIDS HAVE WON which is what this was SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT and if he fucking dies i'll just be like "eh no loss" because there is no reason to do this except his own fucking gimp ass ego which CONTINUES to be more important than his family because he has learned NOTHING - if they want to pitch "winning or losing doesn't matter" THIS is the place to do it. with an adult who has the things in his life that he has learned now to value and is more invested in keeping his family safe than trying to make up for a loss from 30 years ago. "i'm a buzz saw too!!!" you absolute fucking canteloupe thank christ this is the last episode, i can't take any more of this shit, i truly cannot - "i feel like this is a giant set up to label me a loser for my entire life" again let's remember that they had robby win exactly 0 title fights this entire series and it's supposed to be cool and fine because he has other good things in his life, but johnny needs this win despite being 40 years older and supposedly having all the things he ever wanted - i hate this show. like genuinely, i hate it. i don't think i'm ever gonna rewatch this show after all of this lmao. - danny giving a big "it's okay to lose" speech but he's not gonna, is he? because it's only okay for miyagi dos to lose, and johnny's cobra kai! and cobra kai never dies! - johnny is... the best... around...! - this entire show was created just to set johnny up as the winner lmaooooo to undo the entire legacy of the original movie. i guess they just hated the movie actually? maybe in 30 years someone will write a show that paints miguel as some nobody nothing whose character gets destroyed and his bond with johnny destroyed, and robby gets to be the guy who wins everything and gets all the plot armour, and we'll call that a tribute to the original show and tell the cobra kai/miguel fans they should be happy about it!!! - miguel got into stanford ofc ofc ofc lmao "they accepted me while i was fighting" because that entire fucking stupid stanford plot drama was of 0 relevance - lmaoooo i was right about the necklace! miyagi only attacked that guy to get the necklace back. okay that's one good thing they did in this part. thank fuck, there was at least one. - and ofc miguel and johnny and carmen are at this graduation dinner for sam but not robby (or tory). is he graduating? who knows. who cares! not the people on this fucking show apparently - aw tory getting to sign autographs, that's nice - and she's getting a "career offer" which.. idk how that works and i don't think it makes a ton of sense, but sure this is a good thing. - robby too?? lmao this makes no fucking sense and is extremely stupid but it's a win for him and i'll take it. resolving his entire future in one thirty second scene lmaoooo. but, again. he gets something good even if it's like "oh we forgot robby? we can jam something in real quick here—" and i'm not gonna look this gift horse too close in the mouth. - demetri gonna get his girl back so good for him i guess. his hair looks really good here! it's very elvis lmao. - honestly i'm not even on johnny's side in this fight. i don't care if wolf wins. the kids all got some kind of future from this already, so i just don't care to root for johnny after everything. aside from my big issue with johnny which is his lack of growth, i see him putting on that headband and i'm like... he IMMEDIATELY thought to give that to miguel. when miguel was struggling, he was like *let me give you this personal thing which means a lot to me* and he did it without a second thought. he never does that with robby. it never occurs to him to make that kind of effort with him, or to like... give of himself to him. so you know what, fuck it and fuck him, i acually want wolf to win this fight. i don't like him, but i have not spent six seasons watching him get everything he wanted at the expense of people i actually DO like (like danny and robby) so i would actually be happier if he won and johnny lost. let's see how long he keeps the "losing the fight doesn't make you a loser" energy he had for robby when the loser is him. - lmao convenience store guy and pawn shop guy - is zara gone from the dragons too? i know axel isn't there but is zara gona too? - jfc johnny can't even let the fucking announcer announce. i am actually at "bitch eating crackers" with him and seeing danny in the cobra kai gi offends me so fucking much. worse than the others, most of whom (bar sam) have all worn it before, danny standing under that legacy makes me fucking puke - I CAN'T CHEER FOR THIS, I DON'T WANT TO. i am not on his side at all anymore. i don't want to see him win. i straight up don't like him or the show. - yeah this is the scene they've been building to since the start of the show: danny supporting johnny wearing a cobra kai gi and johnny ~reclaiming his power by beating a superior fighter after having secured fucking miguel his future. EVEN THO HE DIDN'T FUCKING NEED IT. augh i hate this show i regret ever investing in it auuuugh - ngl i am wondering if they cast a non-fighter for axel so that the previous fights would be at least one fighter/non fighter so that the johnny/wolf fight would be the best one. - because this actually is quite a good fight. wolf is a fucking beast and billy is actually very good, amazing for his age etc. respect to him on that front. - i should probably be mad wolf isn't getting deductions but i don't even care lmao - honestly lewis tan is easily the scariest fucker who has ever been on the show, i thought silver was bad but if i saw him coming at me in a dark alley i'm just like "today is a good day to die" there's no point even trying lmao - "don't worry, it will all be over soon" thanks, wolf, i needed the reassurance. this shit needs to be over soon for sure lmao. - oh my god, they found time to have danny give a "cobra kai rah rah rah" speech. i'm gonna puke. i'm not even kidding, i skipped lunch so i could watch this and still have time to swim later and i ate a bunch of biscuits instead and they threatening to come the fuck back up. this is like, my worst nightmare for an ending lmao. the only way they could have made this worse was if the recruited lady was like "lmao fuck you none for you" to robby and walked off. literally everything else in this ending is like "what would fans of the original movie LEAST like" and then it's that. - lmao it's wild i am LITERALLY cheering for wolf at this point, like when he scores i'm happy and whe johnny scores i'm not. it's not even intentional, i just don't want him to win. i actually want him to have to lose and pretend to be happy like robby did. - danny: remember what you learned in miyagi do! johnny: no fuck that i'm mad and that's all that matters, you're useless and your dojo and philosophies are useless, i made you my bitch and now i'm gonna do this on my own anyway because cobra kai never dies - SWEEP THE LEG AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CHEER FOR THIS - once again, my refrain this entire part: fuck! this! show! fuck this character, fuck these writers, and fuck this show! - i feel nothing but annoyance. there was a bigger win than the miguel one and i'm just like "nah fuck this shit" and i love how robby is treated on the same level as devon in terms of celebration DESPITE WINNING NOT MATTERING or whatever augh this entire show was the world's biggest mistake. and he gets the girl too!! because winning only doesn't matter when you lose!!! - jesus christ there are seventeen minutes of this shit left, kill me now - i used to complain that the original movie ended right after the win because i wanted to see what happened, but this time around i want to see LESS. - the world's number one dojo, cobra kai. genuinely, when i say i feel physically ill, i'm not joking. these biscuits are gonna return soon. - "you're all right, lawrence" well i've wanted this since episode 1 and they ruined it by putting it in when they did. - wah wah wah johnny gets everything he ever wanted with his fucking do over family DON'T CARE NOT HAPPY - the sam and miguel scene is cute - tory and robby stuff not bad i wish they had done more with this but don't hate the concept for hs ending - yay kim got yoon back in her unnamed dojo WITH CHOZEN okay YES i'm here for this - wow, ant actually gets a line before the show is over i'm glad lmao - aw the danny/sam stuff is real cute, that's nice. i can maybe keep my biscuits down after all - miguel's going with sam, that's nice i guess. i don't really personally care but good for them or whatever - lmao the ocotopus. which one is this??? :'D good call on not wearing expensive jewelery to travel tho - stingray lmaooooo why the fuck not i guess - ughhhhh johnny standing in front of the same wall from s1 i was wrong, the biscuits are gonna come back - anthony is here wtf - lmaooooo oh great all students have to go to both places that's... a choice - this is so beyond stupid, they're trying to make it so johnny has changed but not so much it pisses odd the douche bros that are into the cobra kai mentality. my god this is all so fucking stupid. he's bullying a little girl with fucking milk bottle glasses??? literally nothing has changed except he's not fighting with danny and some of the kids are gonna train there too? - i hate this. i'm sorry, i do. i hate this. "cobra kai turned miguel from a beta duckling into an alpha swan" i'm gonna fucking puke fuck this showwwww. it's almost exactly the ending i didn't want for tthis stupid show. god. AND THEY ACTUALLY PUT THEMSELVES IN THE ENDING??? holy fucking shit. wow. the fucking ego audacity. and now we're gonna have to listen to danny having to teach johnny how to fucking adult AUGH. - WOW lmao i was just about to say "i'm shocked they ended the show on a danny moment, i actually really like this" AND THEN THEY FUCKED THAT UP TOO jesus christ i sincerely hate this show and the entire thing was a fucking mistake. WRAP IT UP WE'RE DONE IT'S OVER MY PAIN HAS ENDED THANK THE FUCKIN LORD.