Jay knelt and peered at the small, onyx figurine of a three headed dog curiously. “This is Cerberus, right?”

“Good eye,” April called from across the room as she dusted a black and tan vase covered in pictures of stylized naked men. “This whole collection the museum was donated really does seem to be chthonic in nature, lots of Greek underworld gods and funerary artifacts.”

“Spooky stuff!” Hazel teased, the hyena woman idly cataloging the vases, statuettes and rusted coins as her girlfriend carefully withdrew them from the crates they had arrived in. “Speaking of Greeks, do you want to order some gyros? I’m starting to get kinda hungry and you're barely halfway through the boxes.”

April sighed. “In a bit, I’m in the flow right now and I don’t want to get distracted.”

“Distracted?” Hazel snorted. “Honey, you're so single-minded when you get fixated on something, it's impossible to distract you! And that includes things that SHOULD distract you like taking care of yourself and eating actual meals. I’m ordering food and you can ‘flow’ till it arrives, but then you're eating.”

“Fine…” April sighed. “But I don’t think that-” She was interrupted by a sudden crashing sound.

“Shit…” Jay’s face was pale as a sheet as his eyes fixed upon the shattered black figurine who’s pieces had scattered across the concrete floor. Each of the dog's three heads had remained intact, though none remained attached to the body and each started accusingly up at the man who had dropped them. “I uh, got distracted thinking of what to order…”

“Oh my god, oh my god…” April muttered, racing around the tables before practically throwing herself to the floor as she moved to begin collecting the broken pieces. “This can’t be happening!”

“Hey, it's okay honey, we can fix this.” Hazel soothed, rushing to join April as Jay knelt between them, trying his best to help in the clean up. “We just need to make sure to get all the pieces. Here I’ve got one of the heads and it doesn’t look too badly damaged!”

“Same!” Jay nodded, scooping up the middle head. “I mean, yeah, it's… kinda bad, but these breaks are clean enough that some glue can probably fix them right up!”

“Glue!?” April gasped, grabbing up the third head and pointing it at Jay. “These are thousands of years old! Glue isn’t going to fix…” She trailed off as the head in her hand began to shiver and shake, pulling itself towards the central head in Jay’s hand.

“What the hell?” Hazel breathed as her own stone head followed suit, dragging her hand towards the center head as from the ground, the pieces of the statuette floated from the floor, piecing themself back together on their way towards the central piece cupped in Jay’s palms.

“They're repairing themselves!” Jay shouted excitedly. “Hey, this is great!”

A second later the two side heads snapped back towards the center, dragging April and Hazel with them as they slammed back into place on the reforming black stone dog. The force of the pull caused the two girls to violently crash into Jay’s sides, squeezing him tightly between them, all three unable to release their hold on the statue as it began to glow and grow warm against their skin.

“What’s going on?” April grunted, her face straining as she tried to pull away from Jay. “I can’t move at all! I feel like I’m glued to you!”

“I know what you mean…” Hazel breathed, staring wide eyed at the place where her body and Jay’s had been squeezed together. “I can’t even tell where my body ends and his begins… It's almost like he’s got my fur!”

“It feels like it too!” Jay blushed furiously as he felt two sudden weights pressing down upon his chest. “I’m warm and itchy all over and I… I think your boobs are crushing me so hard I actually feel like they're part of me.”

April groaned. “I feel it too… It's so hot and itchy… I kind of feel like…”

“Hey what the hell!?” Jay gasped as he felt something slip between his legs, but instead of pressing into his ****, it somehow felt as if it was pushing inside of him. “What is going on down there!?” He tried to look down, but was confused when a mass of hair cascaded over his face, bouncing down around what appeared to be a muzzle of some kind which now pressed out past where his nose should have been! He tried to brush it aside, but for some reason, his hands would not obey his command, instead he felt them tingle as one seemed to be now busily rubbing at himself and the other had begun patting his strangely fuzzy body. “What’s going on!? I can’t move my arms and legs!”

“Oh that’s April being horny?” Hazel snickered. “I wasn’t sure, but good to know. Here, let me help you Jay…” Jay felt the hand which had been patting his belly move up to brush the hair from his eyes, allowing him an unrestricted view of his… Breasts!?

“Holy shit!” Jay screamed, trying and failing to grope his new assets. “What the hell happened to me!?”

“To us.” Hazel corrected, gently turning Jay’s muzzle slightly to see how his or rather her now far broader shoulders had gained a second neck. “All THREE of us.” She turned Jay the other way and sure enough, there was a third neck attached to her right. “Seems the statue merged more than just its OWN heads back together…”

“Wait, do you mean…” Jay looked up to see April’s glassy-eyed thousand yard stare and lolling tongue before looking back to see Hazel’s bemused smile. “We’re all stuck together!? Is that why I can’t move my arms and legs?”

“Correct.” Hazel smirked. “Oh, I can FEEL what you want me to do with them, but it seems April’s got final say over the right and I’m calling the shots on the left.”

“What does that leave me with?” Jay asked indignantly before feeling something swishing behind herself. She glanced back over her shoulder and let out an audible groan as she watched her tail wag agitatedly back and forth. “You’ve got to be kidding me…”

“Aww, it's not ALL bad.” Hazel snickered. “You still have your wits about you. Poor April seems to have picked up all our lusty thoughts and desires, and I think I got all the brains… You, meanwhile, seem to be nice and balanced…perfectly centered, isn’t that lovely?”

“I don’t know about that…” Jay groaned as she felt her body heating up more and more as April continued to play with themselves. “If you're so smart, can’t you figure out a way to reverse all of this?”

“Probably, but I have a better idea.” Hazel grinned and picked up her phone. “April? If you help me order Greek, I’ll let you fuck the deliveryman. Does that sound fair?”

“YES!” April moaned. “Oh yes yes yes!” Between their legs, Jay watched with growing unease as a stylized pink heart appeared above where their womb undoubtedly now resided. “I can’t wait! We are going to have SOOO many puppies!”

“Puppies!?” Jay gasped. “Wait, Hazel, come on, this is going way too far, isn’t it?” She swallowed as visions of adorable little three headed pups began to swim through her mind. “W-What if this makes it all permanent?”

“Would that be so bad?” Hazel asked, cupping Jay’s muzzle with her paw. “Spending all our time together, having fun, raising a family… Letting April show you just how fun being a cerberus can be?” She giggled and gave Jay’s cheek an affectionate lick. “Just let us take the lead, trust me, you’ll have a GREAT time!”

“I don’t know…” Jay mumbled, but behind them, her tail had begun to wag furiously.