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- really, a three months earlier flashback? silver has been out for THREE MONTHS and danny and johnny didn't realise???? lmaoooo they are complete and utter fucking morons unless they are, again, borrowing some harry potter mrs crouch shit and someone is in prison pretending to be silver. also, thailand??? i guess this is where we pick up axel.

- THEY THREW AWAY THE CASE??? AND DANNY AND JOHNNY DIDN'T KNOW??? bert testified and they weren't worried silver was loose??? i can't cope with this. but whatever, i don't even care. silver is so much evil fun. "we're all gonna die some day" yeah this man is SICK i'm sure.

- kim's hair is SO LONG. impressive. 

- what is the thing beside the ashtray when silver puts out his cigar? is it a lighter? they linger on that shot i feel like it's supposed to be important. is it medical equipment?

- we're just gonna not talk about how long it would take to get from barcelona to LA. there are zero direct flights, number one, and two, minimum travel time is like 18h, likely closer to 24. EACH WAY. plus time in the hospital. 

- "what good is prison if kreese can escape and silver doesn't even go" wow i'm Troubled that the show has JOHNNY saying my lines lmao

- i appreciate the long haired guy was from the original movies btw, i just don't care

- DANNY AND JOHNNY HAVE MADE UP AND IF THEY FIGHT AGAIN I AM GONNA CRAWL INTO THE TELEVISION LIKE A REVERSE VERSION OF THE GIRL FROM THE RING AND STRANGLE THE FUCKING TWO OF THEM I SWEAR TO GOD

- demetri is REALLY fucking me off this season, coming for robby a lot for no reason. "as the only captain without a soft spot for kenny" like you could go to robby and say "hey you know kenny the best, keep an eye on him and make sure silver doesn't get in his head" but i guess robby's so out of it maybe it wouldn't be worthwhile idk

- so this is why axel picks on miguel i guess. lmao. sam and robby as the love targets from competitors is pretty funny.

- axel's chest punches make me wince and i'm just in the audience, if that guy has been silver bullet trained it's just like... your sternum and solar plexus are gone lmao

- this "tag team fights" intro is so good. can we just let zara and kwon fight for like ten minutes while the rest of the cast plus the audience eat popcorn and place bets??? please???

- i love how there is ZERO discussion of kenny being able to sub in for devon. she's just hanging out with the senseis in her gi and everyone is fine with them having a sub. does everyone get a sub? did MD just not bother trying to bring a spare even though they were allowed? lmao

- DEMETRI IS BEING SUCH A FUCKING DUMB BITCH THIS ENTIRE SEASON I'M SO MAD ABOUT IT

- this is the best choreo they've ever had for sam and i love to see it, she's kicking ass

- hawk tagging in a baffled robby who runs into the ring looking like joe biden at ten minutes past midnight is fucking INSANE, WHY IS HE SO SURPRISED, like okay he wasn't expecting it but it's A FIGHT don't just STAND THERE oh my god. at least he TRIED to tag in miguel

- demetri suspecting kenny is stupid, it's not like kenny showed up uninvited, he was dragged back kicking and screaming, so unless silver paid devon to confess, it's not connected, fuck's sake 

- robby, you are not the one who lost the match, DEMETRI lost the match by refusing to tag in hawk and telling hawk not to tag in kenny. THIS IS THE ONE TIME THIS ENTIRE SEASON YOU ARE NOT AT FAULT, WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE BLAME INSTEAD OF ALL THE OTHER TIMES WHEN THE PROBLEM WAS ACTUALLY YOU

- sam not telling anyone about axel... sam, why

- "maybe use other enemy to do screwing" yes, chozen, good

- "tory ended things, she hooked up with kwon" so, yeah, robby figured they were done. he did not cheat.

- having robby tell miguel he should have been captain makes me want to put my foot through the television :')

- good guy miguel coming through and being decent about it tho, i do appreciate that. reminder that i do not hate miguel, i hate the writers and the way the narrative treats miguel, lmao. i really appreciate his entire apology. this is really nice. 

- tory cutting into zara's stream is lols. 

- "a gift certificate to the spa" lmaooooo. kreese: I FOUGHT A SNAKE FOR THAT KNIFE, YOU BIG BITCH.

- poor kim, juggling angry geriatrics and horny teenagers :'D

- tory's choreo is also a+ this season mostly. i feel like peyton really trained. tory looking at robby and losing for it kinda hurt tho, like they're gonna sell this as "oh she cares too" but i just feel like they fuck each other up and it's not great.

- and silver is about to put the moves on kenny. great. it'll probably work now demetri has been such a ****!!!

- "loopholes in the roster system" oh i guess they do address it. lol.

- okay this is so dumb but i like got emotional when robby tagged kenny :sob: i loved it. robby and kenny. robby and miguel. silver just smiling despite himself at the middle finger. POETRY.

- okay despite my expectations i am 200% here for kim/chozen fucking frenemies. like. so here for it. i love them. they should have their own mr and mrs smith style movie. I LOVE IT. 

- the weird glow on robby in the locker room scene makes him look like mr burns in the simpsons alien episode. wtf were they thinking, he sttaight up looks like an alien, why would they do this? the lighting director needs a silver bullet. also robby sitting between miguel and sam as they stare loving at each other is fucking HILARIOUS and kinda undermined what was otherwise a really sweet and emotional scene but :'D

- aw, binary bros making up. that's good. NOW STOP BEING A FUCKING PENIS, DEMETRI

- the "who are we" got me :sob: mary looks SO EMOTIONAL

- tory put on her sparkly eyeliner to fight robby lmao, this is like when she went to attack sam. she always dolls herself up when she wants to deliver a beat-down to someone who has wronged her and i SO appreciate this about her. poor robby has no idea that she wasn't with kwon and that she saw him with zara and he's just like, totally unaware of what's coming for him

- tory just shouldering kwon out of the way so she can just go kick robby's ass. robby, i love you man, but i cannot blame her for this at all. tory: you and zara! robby: *regretting his entire life* an ACTUAL boyfriend/girlfriend fight scene is a wow i did not expect on this show ever tbh. it was pretty good too, but shorter than i'd have liked. 

- kwon is such an utter cunt but i really enjoy him, i can't help it. he's a fucking anime villain and it's amazing.

- so sam beat tory. okay. well. i guess we know how the captains match would have gone?

- so many fucks and middle fingers thrown this season lmaoooo

- i love how robby is MORE MAD that kwon *tricked* him into thinking tory was with him without actually touching her than when he thought tory had ACTUALLY got with him :'D

- demetri vs yoon in the battle of the tall gangly fuckers lmao

- hawk getting his groove back is nice, and demetri realising they should stop people from tagging out is the first sign of actual strategic intelligence we've seen this whole season

- ayyyyy robby v kwon COME ON, ROBBY, FUCK HIM UP. THIS FIGHT IS SO GOOD AAAAH. tory supporting robby there was... a choice, she's gonna get her ass kicked by kim for that but it was real cute. maybe they have a chance after all. (by which i mean SHOULD have a chance, we all know they will get back together even if it would be bad and stupid.)

- MY BOY THE WINNER HYPE HYPE HYPE

- robby hugging johnny

- kreese beaten

- that's it that's all end the show here please

- lmao so at least silver had the intelligence to look up the record. and as predicted, miyagi killed his opponent (presumably accidentally) and i'm just like... yeah whatever, we all knew this was coming. i don't even know how to feel about this, i think it was unnecessary but it is what it is. it doesn't really change my view on the character for good or bad. if it turns out silver faked the papers because apparently nobody in MD can or is willing to do their own research about anything ever and this is all lies, i will laugh and laugh and laugh.

- happy to see sam reaching out to tory, tho i'm sure tory saw it as gloating, unfortunately. good effort on sam's part tho 

- GO HOME KREESE YOU LOST FUCKING ACCEPT IT MY GOD


***rating: 10/10. perfect. END THE SHOW HERE, IT WON'T GET BETTER***